I should stop having crushes on internet people I will never meet
Cut my grass without me knowing, seeing my car in the drive way, doesn’t use common sense to tell me to move my car so it doesn’t get dirty….gets dirt all over my damned car…that I JUST SPENT THREE FUCKING HOURS WASHING AND WAXING… It’s fine, though. Stay pressed. Because you just proved one thing.
….that’s the second time this shit has happened. Third time is a third strike. Do it again, I’m putting skittles in your gas tank… -_-